“30 Dead and Counting!”

The media has a new story, and they’re milking it for all the ratings they can get. Wolf Blitzer stands in front of a four-screen video wall that rotates images of wounded students and cops standing behind trees instead of moving toward the gunmen. He plays an from-the-seen audio and counts down the gunshots aloud and with a counter projected for the audience to follow along. He does this twice inside the span of an hour.

Meanwhile, George W. Bush says he’s outraged and saddened, but you will not see any call from him for legislation to finally outlaw handguns in America, and if the Congress actually works for the country and passes such legislation, Bush would veto the bill. Of course, many people in America would rejoice and yell “hallelujah” if legislation passed that all American’s should carry handguns to prevent such massacres.

This is the world of American media married with politics, both whoring for money: t.v. and cable news need to sell toothpaste and deodorant ads; politicians need National Rifle Association money to get re-elected. This is the world of American high property taxes and outrageous college tuitions, yet Virginia Tech can’t pay for a security detail that protects its students from an enraged gunman. This is the world of American amnesia, where such massacres have occurred over and over and over, yet government, schools, Congress, and John Q. Public still refuse to learn, implement, and protect.

Now we wait for the spin. Spin from the local police, spin from campus security, spin from Virginia Tech administration, spin from Congress members who must be working the phones now to get themselves in front of a camera, and spin from the White House. They have to. There is opportunity here. Some of them have careers to move higher, others stand with blood on their hands.

The killer is to blame for this outrage. He murdered the people at Virginia Tech. Perhaps nothing could have prevented him from committing murder. Someone, however, could have stopped him from murdering so many people. There is no excuse. This fact is the epicenter from which all the spin will radiate. With all of that, here is the worst part: the students, teachers, and staff of Virginia Tech will be drowned within the vortex of this spin.

Meanwhile, 30 people are dead, 29 people are wounded. One murderer ended his own life.

Pass the potatoes, Alice.

Once more into the breach! Please?

George W. Bush has placed a help wanted ad: he needs a “czar” to run both of his failed wars: Afghanistan’s just war that he neglected and now is in nearly as chaotic a situation as before the Taliban took power in 1996; and the Iraqi Murder Expedition. While Mr. Bush continues to put on his war face, he is no Henry V, and has failed his troops, his field commanders, and the people who elected him. As for the people who didn’t elected him…. Let’s just say it’s a wonder no one has taken the sword to relieve us of this “king.”

Already this help-wanted ad is a failure: at least three four-star generals have turned it down flat. We all know why. The mid-term elections told us why. Democrats are starting to show the country why (sort of). Yet Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney have no ability to save face—and no will to save lives.

In Shakespeare’s time, and in his plays, such a king was overthrown forthwith. Kings knew that people could take just so much war, and not a lot of losing battles. Soldiers followed a victorious king with relish for the victorious battle; they surreptitiously murdered a loser. Loyal subjects that paid for war with treasure expected a return on their investment. When that king lost both soldiers and the public, No Confidence usually spelled The End.

Now a failed would-be king, Mr. Bush has seemed to give his last gasp: a call for someone competent to run his spoiled campaigns where incompetence and political meddling have failed miserably, torturously, deathly, murderously. Such a plan worked for Abraham Lincoln when he hired U.S. Grant to run the Civil War. Grant succeeded because he knew a thing or two about war: destroy your enemy wherever he is, whatever border you have to cross. It’s not so easy to run on that strategy these days, especially in the Middle East, when it’s not your fucking enemy that needs a bit of the strap.

One of Mr. Bush’s problems in his play for a new commander, I think, is word choice. Never known for his grasp of the English language, Mr. Bush has pulled out a Russian term, “Czar.” It’s not a particularly new word in American politics. There have been Drug Czars, Education Czars, and a few others. They failed, as will this Czar, even if Bush finds a willing candidate.

Perhaps Czar is a star-crossed term, and this is the problem. You can see how when you learn its meaning—king—and understand why there are no more Russian Czars (and here I mean no offense to Catherine the Great, as she was a Czarina). There are no more Russian Czars because Russians Czars were either despotic and murderous, or weak and cowardly. Hey now! Seems like Mr. Bush fits well inside all those words.

D-C Wants You!

The blogosphere has become a powerful entity to an information-hungry citizenship across the world. While in the West we may feel news-and-information saturated, most of the rest of the world—nearer to 70%—do not have the right to criticize their government leaders, nor have free press rights, which again mean no rights to criticize the government and, perhaps worse, must publish whatever the government asks without the news org. commenting on the information’s veracity, civic value, or just plain propaganda aims.

Blogs—and the Internet in general, today—have not come by this power in any de-facto manner. Two important instances illustrate its ability to cover journalistic stories where mainstream media sources (CNN, TIME, WALL STREET JOURNAL, NEW YORK TIMES, to name a few iconic examples) have either ignored the story out of news-cycle considerations or simply thought there was no story there. The first example is the story of a liberal blog, Talking Points Memo, and how Josh Marshall, its founder and blogger, kept the story of Sen. Trent Lott’s racist, segregationist mindset at Sen. Strom Thurman’s 100th birthday celebration. Within two weeks, Lott found himself having to resign as Republican Majority Leader because Marshall’s readers and fellow bloggers kept the story alive. The second example is the story of a conservative blog, Powerline, that dug deeper into the CBS News story fronted by Dan Rather regarding then Air Force Reserve pilot George W. Bush’s service record. It was discovered subsequently, with help from fellow bloggers, Powerline sources, their initiative, and their knowledge, that the documents presented by CBS and Rather as evidence of Bush’s “rigged” service records to be totally without merit.

While the blogosphere has achieved other notable coups in journalism—and garnered much-needed integrity for achieving these—most bloggers are commentators. I am a commentator, and essayist, on a variety of subjects, politics being just one subject for which I happen to have an interest. I used to work for a newspaper, but as a features writer, not a reporter. In other words, I wrote light-to-heavy “people” stories highlighting the gifted, famous, entrepreneurial, spirited, activist, volunteering, and even heroic, people who lived within our readership area. I was not a reporter, and told all these people so by using a moniker I enjoy: “I’m a storyteller.” That’s what helped me get some really amazing stories about everyday people doing extra ordinary things (and please don’t conflate this term into a super-hero definition).

The point is, news, features, and commentary all serve the public. And blogs today serve the wider world at large. Remember that the vast majority of the world’s citizens have little or no access to (or in some cases rights to read) quality news information and world-perspective commentary. This is particularly so regarding Web content, as can be seen in Google’s pitiful knuckle-under job when aligning itself with China’s leadership more than with the integrity of information freeflow. It’s a shame to point out then, that perhaps many bloggers use their Web-stump to bitch or moan, or to convert an ax to grind into vituperation sessions, instead of adding to public discourse. Yet those well-written and thoughtful commentary blogs that exist (you have to look for them) give people a voice previously available only to journalism insiders who had worked through the ranks from cub reporter to national beat assignment heavies. Naturally, the op-ed section of newspapers did reserve space for the public to write in their thoughts. Often these pieces were well written, thought-provoking responses to what the writer had read in the newspaper.

This brings up another problem with the blogosphere: the regurgitation of information. Most blogs are holding cells that link to regional, national, or international news sources: “You can get the full story here” the tag line usually reads, with “here” highlighted in blue or at least underlined to indicate where to click for the link. In fact, this is how Josh Marshall’s “Talking Points Memo” operates. I’m not sure if I’ve ever read something on his site longer than 250 words. And here’s a guy who used to be a reporter! As for the other mentioned conservative blog, Powerline, the same service applies—200-300 word info-snacks that direct you to other, mainstream sources. What’s going on here?

This presents a separate problem within the blogosphere, or perhaps I should say for the information/commentary searching public. People are going to get bored with the 3-sentence comment on a news story followed by its link to the story itself—a story born from the hard work of some reporter(s) who has “worked” the story from its inception (often a question in the reporter’s mind, or asked by the news editor), to interviewing sources, to writing the piece, to fact checking, to editorial inspection, and finally publication. What’s the blogger’s role in this? Not, much, as you can see. Perhaps we can clap that the story spread beyond the newspaper’s print and/or online edition. Hip-hip, uh….hurray?
I see the need for a change in the blogosphere. So soon? You ask. It’s practically just got started! All the more important for this change to occur before it collapses under its collective weight of redundancy. For blogs that claim to—and strive for—journalistic value, they need to find stories of local and national interest. For blogs that comment on news (but also culture, art, literature, cinema, etcetera), bloggers need to write essays. No, not the 5-paragraph essay taught in American high schools (or perhaps schools throughout the world): tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, and tell them what you just told them. This is shitty writing, unworthy of the time it took the blogger to produce it; powerfully unworthy of the reader’s time, who could be reading something of importance that has been written intelligently, clearly, and effectively. If you lose this reader, you will not get her back.

Blogs need good thinkers, quality writers, who are sensitive to language and the needs of a justified argument. This does not mean bloggers should stray from controversial subjects or the language required to make strong, effective points. Perhaps, then, the best bloggers will be the professional writers who eventually find their way to the Internet. Many already have, but not the best of them—other than their reprinted stories from national magazines, journals, or newspapers. They have real jobs that take their time away from other quality-of-life issues, like family, down-time, and me-time. This does not leave out the non-professional writers, however. In fact, this opens up possibilities. They have an opportunity to prove their stuff. It is in fact that simple.

The future of the blogosphere, I predict, is a move toward the long form. The essay. Web surfers, blog-surfers, may have a bit of ADD in them because they are always looking for something new. I find that in myself, too. I am also a reader—novels, reviews, history, essays, and news articles. But this “new” that Internet subscribers are looking for is and should be the essay: an extended written discourse on a single subject that delves into facts and presents a view based on thoughtful consideration, meaning of, and interpretation of those facts. Perhaps then we can have some thoughtful discussion on the internet, rather than a lot of gotcha political maneuvering.

To learn more about the changes mainstream media are experiencing—including network news orgs. and newspapers—visit PBS’s FRONTLINE, which has just completed a four-part special on this subject. You can view the entire program here.

Waiting for the Knock on the Door

When will it stop?

Western governments and their societies continually stand down to Middle East fanatics who cloak themselves in religious ideology, talk of war and recriminations, and hold modernity and progress hostage to Iron Age superstitions and dogmatism. Their only real power: the ability to turn off the oil spigot. If this is not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, hypocrisy redone in Wildesque farce, then Western Society knows nothing of itself any longer. And so maybe Islam should prevail over the soft and spineless ideology of democracy. The West calls their actions part of diplomacy. Islam knows diplomacy only in the short term, staying civil even as they ever inch closer to taking more control over Western ideas, notions of open criticism, and law. We see this encroachment every day in the news: British Muslims demanding sharia law for its people (read that: women, the icons of Islamic misogyny); Western critics under the cloud of Islam’s hypocritical stances vis-á-vis religious criticism —Muslim’s attacking Jewish and Christian sacred symbols while advocating violence and murder for those who criticize Mohammad; this from the “religion of peace”; Muslim’s suing airlines for taking them off planes following suspicious activity, even suing passengers for pointing out those suspicious activities. And all the while, we see too few Muslim’s criticizing their Middle East brethren and fellow religious who are killing their own over religious hair-splitting.

And Western citizens are supposed to take these people seriously?

Since March 23, Iran has held hostage 15 British Royal Navy personnel. We all know the story. Strayed into Iranian waters, Iran says. Britain produced documents “proving” the sailors were well within Iraqi waters. Not exactly a classic he-said-she-said, but almost. Only, it has got worse: the Iranians now parade almost daily the Royal Marines on television, having somehow coerced a few to “admit” crossing the watery border line, apologizing for this act, and most recently, a released letter asking British Parliament to start withdrawing troops from Iraq. This is pure propaganda straight out of Joseph Goebbels or Karl Rove, naturally. It also serves three purposes: show the Iranian people its government has power, show the Middle East that Western powers aren’t all that powerful after all, and embarrass the Brits and the West.

What seems more and more obvious is Iran’s motive behind this: retaliation for America having captured in January five Iranian soldiers in an Iraqi town, their vehicle stuffed with illegal arms destined, likely, for one side or another in Iraq’s escalating civil war between Sunnis and Shia. Worse, these five Iranians are members of the elite Revolutionary Guard, an organization that today is more corporation than military corps. And Iran wants them back.

Hostage exchange? Hardly. The USA won’t go for that. This is not a tit-for-tat operation. The Iranians were captured red handed with illegal arms. The Royal Marines were captured “red handed” crossing some invisible line with just their boats—if you can believe this story of jumped borders at all.

So then a high Islamic cleric gets on the television and warns Britain (and by proxy, The West) that such actions have consequences, and they should not mess with Islam.

Isn’t enough enough, Britain? Isn’t it time to do something, Western Society? We are up against fanatics who want nothing more than to enslave women, discontinue critical and artistic thought, and make everyone cow to Allah and his “prophet” Muhammad, and convert to Islam, the most violent and democratically destructive of all religions invented by humans. The larger question behind this is, What is the West waiting for?

Britain, here’s a strategy straight out of your own history books. Play nice-nice with Iran over this “crisis”; get the diplomats to do what needs to be done; even save face and allow the Iranians to save face. Perhaps even apologize.

Afterwards, scare up a squadron of bombers and destroy Iran’s budding nuclear weapons manufacturing industry. Yes. This is the prudent response to fanatical actions. Playing nice-nice has got you nowhere. Not for a long time. It’s time for a strategy well studied and practiced in your history: teach these people a lesson. And while you’re at it, take away their trump card weapon we all know they want to have as a Sword of Damocles to use against its neighbors and the West so they may advance further and further against Western culture. These people are as vicious as they are brainwashed by religious dogmatism—blind arrogance and ambition that states quite clearly in the “Holy” Qu’ran that all infidels (i.e., anyone who does not bow to Islam) should die or be enslaved.

To America and the West, here’s a fact known for better than 30 years that will almost certainly eliminate Middle East problems becoming Western problems: cut down your oil consumption, find alternative fuels, and get the Middle East Oil Monkey off your backs. Two things will happen: first, the price of go-juice will increase (but then, it’s already ridiculous) and so you will have to practice conservation and industrial innovation; and second, the Middle East will recede into what it was before oil became its sugar daddy: a backwards group of waring tribes killing one person at a time—or a hundred—over blood feuds and religious sectarianism. Basically, exactly how they live now and have lived and murdered each other for nearly 2,000 years. In other words, if you take away their cash crop the Middle East will become the violent, ignorant nomads that history has relegated to their kind since words were put on paper. Of course, we’ll still give them their due for establishing an alphabet and the number zero.

Why do I advocate such destructive, incendiary action? It should be pretty simple to understand by now. The lines in the sand have been constantly redrawn. And those who are scratching those lines are Islamofascists and greedy Big Oil sheiks, who have taken far too many steps forward for half a century now, encroaching on Western Society’s systems of freedoms by constantly espousing and exporting a religion based on fealty under penalty of death. It must be said again that not all Muslims are fanatics or terrorists. Western Muslims live peaceable lives for the most part because they enjoy freedoms unknown in their national countries of origin. This is why they left those countries. But there is a problem here: religion.

There is little difference, one can argue, between the non-violent religious and the violent fanatic when those free, Western Muslims are cowed by Islam’s edicts that demand they not criticize their religion or its leaders (Islam does, after all, translate to “submission”); they likewise have no ability to take legal action, as Islamic law is stacked in favor of whomever sits on the court to make sure Islam prevails, regardless of its culpability in matters of riot, murder, war, and fanaticism. Likewise, Muslims haven’t even the right to believe any but the words their Imams use in the name of their religion. Yes, call Western Muslims non-violent, if you will, but do so at your peril, one day. If they are not continually fighting against the injustices perpetrated by their religion, through legal, ecumenical, and social means—right to the point of leaving the mosque on humanistic grounds, then what we have are silent abettors of those fanatics, and potential soldiers when the Imams demand they take up arms and fight the infidels (i.e., anyone not Muslim—or the right kind of Muslim, say Shia or Sunni). This is not hyperbole, but fact and prediction.
When is it that the West—and those members of its honored philosophies expounding freedom of thought, rights to criticize, critical arts, and systems of secular government based on natural and legislated law—will wake up and see what Islam has planned to do since it got its hands on the world’s oil? These people are playing for blood, and the stakes are the Western World’s freedom, to be replaced by religious law that is as outdated as it is pernicious.

Will Britain, France, The Netherlands, Germany, America and less powerful nations who enjoy universal freedoms give up these rights to religious fanatics and their drone followers? This is in fact a war of ideologies—regardless of what governments say, as they feel they must say this—it is a war between Middle East religious fanaticism and the West’s rule of law and freedom. It is a war between Islam and Western Free Thinking. If the West waits for the day when robed, sword-wielding Islamofascists knock on the doors of every citizen in its countries, that will be far too late to act prudently.

The Humanities—and Human—Future?

Questions are democracies’ currency. There is no subject unqualified for scrutiny. Shields of authenticity and stamps of approval in a dynamic cultural and political environment ought be rare. Questions cause changes of mind; answers help implement those changes.

Thomas Mallon has asks, in the Spring ’07 issue of The American Scholar, some 10 difficult yet revealing questions of Americans vis-á-vis the teaching profession, the learning pool, and how the twain shall meet for some synergistic—if not energetic—education. He likewise wraps these around a couple philo-practical questions that equally challenge writers, the American intelligentsia, and plain ‘ole John and Mary Q. Public. Mallon, a novelist, former professor at Vassar College, essay contributor to national magazines, and past literary editor at GQ, today sits on the board for the National Endowment for the Humanities.

None of Mallon’s questions is rhetorical. At least, I don’t think they are, even if Mallon chose not to venture an answer to any of them. The questions are in fact not particularly unique, and have mostly been bandied about in one form or another for decades, if not at least a century. One can argue that answers to such questions have been essayed by outsiders to the system in myriad forms—posing different ideological stances and reaching opposing conclusions given any particular decade in which they’ve come along—and so why not put them directly to those who teach, learn, and write?

Yet today there may be one unique element to Mallon’s questions that has not been seen before: we live in an extraordinary global culture of arts, informations, entertainments, educations, and businesses unseen or codified before. Some of this comes from trade progress, while a larger role is taken by the Internet’s ability to bring ideas to individuals at the click of a mouse. All these factors create competition between governments and between people (countrymen and foreigners) that has and will force whole nations into patterns of success or failure. Why? Because the need to keep up, grow, or surpass those systems that are now behind, around, or in front of any nation sets its people into a crucible. There is no more ability to sit on one’s laurels (if there ever really was, or for very long anyway). Success pressure is now as constant as geophysical forces that create diamonds.

So to Mr. Mallon’s questions (italicized) and to my answers—perhaps as idiosyncratic as the questions themselves, though I have tried to answer in the spirit and seriousness with which the questions are posed. I answer these questions from the perspective of a writer, journalist and one who has taught in elementary and high schools, community colleges, and one private arts college. I don’t sit on any cultural boards, but it sounds like a fun sideline.

1. How can American professors learn to write about literature that isn’t a crude, pseudo-technical insult to the text it’s supposedly explicating?

Answer: Learn from those professors who do write for the student and general reading audience. To name a few: Mark Edmundson, whose wonderful meditation titled Why Read? asks and answers many of Mr Mallon’s questions, sometimes with more bite and wit, and answers with ample evidence; William S. Gass, more teacher than popular writer, by his own admission, is always interesting, always erudite; and then there is the lightning rod of controversy Harold Bloom who, say what you will about his politics and highly idiosyncratic nature toward literary study and writing, has helped bring millions of readers to read better books.

Many, many professors write for quality publications—book reviews and biographical studies, cultural examinations, essays on literary subjects—including The Atlantic, Harper’s, The Chronicle of Higher Education, and countless mainstream literary journals whose editorial integrity disallows unclear, ineffective prose. Likewise, the world’s best writers have put their opinions out there against the literature of their (and past) ages, with varying commercial success, including Italo Calvino’s Why Read the Classics?, Vladimir Nabokov’s collected lectures and the always entertaining “How to Read a Book”, and Milan Kundera’s The Art of the Novel and the newly published The Curtain.

I must say this for Mallon: Here, here! for asking the question. The problem as he states it lies often, I think, with how the academic (perhaps even that “popular writing” academic) asks his and her students to write. “Clear, effect writing” is what all academics want of their students, yet often the academic falls back on the writing style demanded by the so-called learned journals academics themselves must publish in for their own survival—and on whose placement tenure committees give so much weight. This style encourages the “in language” of the academy, a not-very-clear way of saying something that many people would argue against if they knew what the hell the writer was talking about.

On the other hand, who ever claimed academics knew how to write well, anyway? They are not, in fact, professional writers, in the sense that journalists, arts critics, or book authors can claim to be: accessible to both experts and a wide audience. Simply put, academics should look at professional writers for “how it’s done.” It’s not a difficult education program: write clearly and offer evidence to back up assertions. With practice, it’s not very difficult.

I do wish Mallon would have given examples (or named names) of a “crude, pseudo-technical insult” style of writing. Perhaps his mind revisited Foucault and Derrida, the great explainer and masterly dissembler? Both would get my vote: have you ever read Derrida’s collected Essays on Literature? Surely, however, Mallon does not pile all academic explication into the same putrid basket.

2. How can current undergraduate instruction in the humanities, mired as it is in jargon and political faddishness, hope to inspire at least a portion of the most gifted students to enter academic life rather than, say, business school or TV production?

Answer: Gifted students gravitate toward their intellectual “gifts”—mathematics, history, science, philosophy, art, writing, literature, music—despite jargon-prone instructors or those few who actually push their individual-political view inside the classroom. Likewise, generally speaking, from the evidence I have seen and read, and from those thousands of students I’ve taught and spoken with, few felt worn down by instruction into “settling” for business school or TV production. In other words, if you’re business oriented, you’re going to enroll in business classes (which, if we do a word-to-word comparison, we’ll find much more jargon and political huckstering than in humanities departments), and if you feel akin to the literary or philosophical edges of life, you overcome any poor instruction, departmental politic-gamesmanship played out in the classroom, and uninspired reading lists encountered along the way.

To meet Mallon’s question head on, in fact, is to buy into his assessment of humanities departments’ teaching skills or supposed agenda. I do not agree with his truth shading. Perhaps most professors do use phrases along a student’s academic path such as “paradigm shift,” “statement,” “learning simulation,” “discourse,” and even “your grades are horrible.” If so, then more learning potential for the student, I say. This is the English language, the American students’ native language (for the most part) and so they should learn how it works, what words mean, how to speak, to write, and to discuss various subjects using a variety of terms both general and specific, if at least always clear and effective.

What the real question for humanities departments is “How long are you going to be held hostage by students and education bean counters who view As and Bs as student rights once the tuition check has cleared?” Students must be re-educated in the nature of education: they must perform in order to get good grades, and thus succeed in gaining an understanding about how knowledge is acquired. Soft grading does not do this; catering to the “consumer” never rightly establishes the teacher-student relationship. Success in school is not getting the diploma. Success is how you have used your mind to figure out systems, found patterns, learned to communicate effectively, to write, and to answer intellectual questions and solve practical problems. An extended problem of poor learned (and teaching) is that too many students find that ‘school’ has ended with the fanfare of throwing mortarboards in the air.

3. Are we willing to make the effort to teach a new generation—one that’s never known a world without the wildly accessible Web—that words and ideas can in fact be owned, at least for a period of time?

Answer: Perhaps not; too few role models exist in society to effectively teach this, a fact gained simply by watching the news, observing the American culture of “Not my fault!” mentality, of course politics, or simply looking out the window. But those who make the effort—teachers, mostly—can start by stressing the effectiveness of The Golden Rule. Of course, the spectrum of business and government has hampered basic civic education for generations: businesses cheat from each other, steal ideas not their own to make money, and pass on the savings in Research & Development to consumers in the form of overpricing everything to get that last red penny from kids’ pockets. Don’t agree? When’s the last time you spent under $100 for a decent pair of gym shoes?

On a more intimate scale, perhaps, we can teach our children—because of course learning right from wrong begins in the home—that breaking both real and philosophic laws have consequences. This is basically the same way humans begat society and the notion that you don’t simply steal the neighbor kid’s lunch money because you can, or murder your spouse for spite. This being the paradigm, we humans still have a way to go, obviously. Education by example is increasingly hidden behind people who talk shit, shiny objects, and television.

4. Even so, are owners of intellectual property willing to realize that longer and longer copyright terms are doing more to inhibit than promote creativity?

Answer: Owners of intellectual property, for example books and music, have every right to own their works as long as they live, and to have that ownership pass to their heirs, for a reasonable amount of time. This does not prohibit creativity, but in fact enhances its chance to flourish because of market forces that demand writers, artists, musicians, scientists, etc., to supply their followers with new, better stories, songs, paintings, inventions, and what all.

Let’s also look at the root of Mallon’s question from a different perspective: could we not replace his obvious inference to writers and artists—recall “words and ideas”— with that of scientists and manufacturers? When a CEO of a pharmaceutical company, or its scientists, die, should people then get their Prozac, Cialis and Viagra for free?

5. How can the contemplative mind survive in the multitasking, ADD-inducing world of digitization? Are we willing to face the downside of this great electronic boon? Do we really want students reading electronic texts of the classics that are festooned with more links than a Wikipedia entry? Aren’t a few moments of quiet bafflement preferable to an endless steeplechase across Web page after Web page?

Answer: The contemplative mind turns off the digitized world every day and picks up a book, or writes in a journal, or sits quietly near a window, or takes a walk down the street or in a wood. Any contemplative mind knows this already—the 12 year old who disowns video games and watching television sports, or the 21 year old in the midst of that digitized life among college friends. Conversely, the non-contemplative mind sees boredom in everything. The difference between the two is personality. Isn’t this obvious enough? The world has intellectuals and it has dumb asses. Hasn’t it always been thus?

NO, I do not want students to read electronic texts, but if that’s what is available and they enjoy scrolling and looking at a back-lit screen, who are we old-school types to complain? I live outside the USA right now, and so could not carry my 1,000+ book library on my back. But with the help (and my donation to) the Gutenburg Project, I have Proust’s In Search of Times Past on my computer, along with Jefferson’s Complete Writings, The Life of Johnson, Orwell’s Essays, Nietzche, the Bible, and dozens of other important (to me) texts. What’s the big deal? Go with what’s available, Mr. Mallon. Do you still have a turntable and vinyl, too?

Likewise, all those links that can take on-line readers to an explanation of the obscure reference, will in fact, I think, help them stay with that text, and perhaps to enjoy it. Some will surf through one and then another link, away from the original. But even they will get back to the original document. To take an example from “the old days”: Shakespeare wrote in beautiful, though at times archaic, language, and so too wrote in metaphor that referenced mythology, history, religion, etc. Shakespeare publishers from the 19th century onward hired eminently qualified scholars to write footnotes to explain to students and literature lovers those textual references. We call this “the footnote,” written as it is the bottom of each page (if you are lucky), or at least printed in the back of the book. So what’s the different between that textual “link” and the electronic “link” embedded in Internet texts? Besides, just like any other kid who wants to figure things out for himself (such as life), readers will still enjoy those few moments of bafflement before consulting the footnote.

I understand that to someone not of the newest generation, the digitized life can seem like ADD-inducing insanity. I am not of the “new generation,” yet I often find my attention waning because of all the digital possibilities (and paraphernalia) around me. As I write this sentence, I have music playing from one computer, Skype messages pinging in the background, and four browser tabs open, linked to my email, Arts & Letters Daily, Wikipedia, and the Oxford English Dictionary. And, oh yeah, my phone has rung four times in an hour. Working this way is, I believe, called multitasking, a silly word taken from the computer world, aptly enough, but quickly (and logically) applied to human work—even of the intellectual variety. Actually, I’m not sure when people have not ever multitasked, even though the word did not enter our language until 1966.  (James Murray, first editor of the OED, complained in a letter to a friend that he was hampered daily with reading proof sheets, writing definitions, reviewing illustrative quotation slips, writing letters, and overseeing his sub-editors. He did this for 35 years, beginning in 1882, without ever using a computer. How ever did he not go insane?)

6. Are we willing to consider the irony that our unceasing communication with one another—the dozen extra phone calls that we all now make each day; the two dozen pointless e-mails—is making us less human? And that we might have more important things to say if we could re-master the lost art of shutting up, for at least a half hour every now and then?

Answer: Here we have a distinct difference of opinion. Sitting in a room reading a book—or writing one—or in an office cubicle working a spreadsheet on a computer for some dispassionate company, these tasks make us less human. Irony is indeed in play here, because, on the other hand, talking on the phone to a colleague, friend, or family re-establishes our link with humanity. Pointless emails, and the creative thought that even a pointless email entails, is a quiet moment in, I agree, an otherwise noisome world where pointless talk is supplied by everyone from the janitor to the CEO. So yes, please, SHUT UP. And after you’ve done that, think about re-mastering the lost art of conversation as opposed to small talk, group-think, or passing along orders in the form of office niceties.

7. Are American writers, artists, and thinkers truly prepared to admit that Islamofascism is a real, and even imminent, threat to everything they are accustomed to thinking, saying, and creating?

Answer: No, most are not, perhaps. Those who have been asked are concerned. I am. Islamofascism is real, and threatens speech, criticism, and art. Those murdered in the name of “the religion of peace” have lost everything they thought was by the 21st century taken for granted: freedom to call a spade a spade. All reasonable-thinking people should find this outrageous and fight back. How to do this is, as the bard said, the rub. Teach the fanatic? Pacify the murderous religious minded? Make nice-nice with zealots? Don’t we have enough of that with America’s own home-grown religious fascists trying to change the USA into its own form of theocracy?

8. Can the National Endowment for the Humanities, even as it continues laudable effort to make Americans better acquainted with their own history, learn to resist a platitudinous rhetoric that sometimes makes it seem like the National Endowment for Classroom Civics?

Answer: No. An arts/humanities board funded in any part by the government becomes instantly a political tool kicked about by each ideological group. This board, regardless of its makeup—or perhaps because of its politicized makeup—compromises its essence to the ultimate powers that fund it, and of course to those who sit on it. As such, it relinquishes its ability to act as art’s agent because art functions—by definition—as opposition to and critic of established community norms (especially conservatism).

9. Are Americans in general prepared to admit that their writing and speaking skills are in no better shape than their waistlines?

Answer: Well, perhaps I misspoke when I said that none of these questions was rhetorical. While there is a portion of American’s who will answer for those other Americans who can neither speak well enough to answer this question with honesty and without violence. I it irony that the Americans to whom this question is directed have likely never heard of The American Scholar, much less can give you a proper definition of “American” or “Scholar.” Believe me … I am embarrassed by the potential correctness of my answer.

10. Are we also willing to admit that the universalization of English is more apparent than real? And that our general failure to know foreign languages is an act of both laziness and arrogance—one that threatens America’s legitimate claims to leadership in the world?

Answer: As someone who has traveled the world, I can say with confidence that the universalization of English is decidedly apparent, and not real at all. However, when it comes to money, and to people wanting to make it outside their own country, English is the “money language” that opens all doors. Ignorance of foreign languages is a shame on America, yet without the interconnectedness that European countries share, Americans can hardly be blamed for taking Spanish in high school and college just to read the road signs in Texas, New Mexico, Southern California, and Miami.

THERE ARE FOUR kinds of people Mallon has tried to reach with his questions, as seems obvious: The Teacher, The Student, The Intellectual, and The General-American Public. Each has somehow failed Mallon, evidently. He wants an accounting. I’m with him, frankly. I’ve encountered lots of bad teachers, poor students, self-absorbed intellectuals, and ignorant average Americans. They do not, however, outnumber the mediocre, fair, good, excellent, and brilliant that can be counted among those four groups.

Mallon, however, has not in his questions really pressed the student, that person whom he calls the “new generation.” I’m not sure why. He seems to essentially place the burden of making kids (even those into their twenties) better educated and better citizens, on teachers and “the system” of academia. This is highly unfair to teachers at every education level. It also gives students just one more excuse to lay their ignorance and/or failure in the classroom and in society on anyone’s but their own shoulders. Of course the student needs to learn how to be a student, and that should come from, firstly, home, and then within the formal school environment. Ultimately, though—and this will be obvious to many parents and to good students—kids must take their education into their own hands. The teacher has a job to do, and he and she will have that job regardless of the lazy student. In a class of 20 and above, teaching five classes or more each semester, no one can force the teacher to take responsibility of hand-holding lazy students. If a student is willing to try, I’ve not come across a teacher who did not make extra time to help. Not one! On the other hand, if a student continually refuses to be a part of his or her own education, what does anyone expect a teacher to do? At this point, we must look at the culprits: the student and the parents. So it bears worth repeating: the student must take responsibility for her and his education.

Students need to read more. Everyone needs to read more! Of anything. And all things. Particularly books (the sustained thought as written speech), magazines (opinion magazines, but also a collection of news and business magazines), and journals (monthly or quarterly) that publish articles on myriad subjects, where a student will likely find SOMETHING he or she is interested in. And if students are not willing to read—to be helpful and find interest in something that the world has to offer—hey, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

Perhaps students should be encouraged to start their own blogs, on a subject that interests them (not one chosen for them or supplied as one in a multiple choice group by the academic). I know this sounds appalling to many academics, but blogging—journaling—can transform the “not yet” (a place fertile with original thoughts and ideas) into a learning program that can make written speech and communication something people strive for. Look, people used to take pride in literacy just 100 years ago. Simple literacy! To read a book and write a letter. The journals of Civil War soldiers, from the little-educated recruit to not-much-further-educated officers, put today’s high school and many college graduates to shame. Those journals show the people of a youthful America knew how to express themselves, how to construct a sentence, how to tell a story with sustained narrative, how to think critically and engage in creative problem solving.

There is plenty to be happy about with American educators, students, and intellectuals if you choose to look. You might have to look hard, and look behind the headlines, read through the politicization of fractious rhetoric, peruse magazines and learned journals (but beware the jargon). It’s there. This thought is actually a bit more difficult for me to write without cringing a little, as much as think about, since I have been critical of these same groups for decades. With age, however, may have arose some wisdom … along with the crankiness and bitchy attitudes about the crumbling world around us.

Lest we forget, however, every generation has complained about its youth, their disrespect for parents, self-indulgence instead of concentrated work, tyranny over teachers, constant chatter, and contempt for authority. Then they grow up and attribute those same attitudes to the next generation.